Seriously, the internet knows (and twitter is broken)

[eggchan]

So I went to this website cuz quinnsan posted up a picture of the floorplan she did with the Suju family, so I decided to try to do an Arashi family of course

Seriously, I had nothing to do with how this came up, it's all completely randomly generated. But this is genius. GENIUS you guys.



"Nino and Ohno's bedroom" HOW DOES IT KNOOOW??? And, and, and! I love how Jun's bedroom is right next to the kitchen. So the other members can bitch at him and make him prepare them a sandwich like the good little housewife he is. AND.. Jun's TENTACLE labratory??? WTF SERIOUSLY LOL It just fits him so well. Of course Ohno has a fitting room, and Sho.. well all he has is a bedroom and a living/dining room, but that seems to just fit him. And then we've got Aiba's bedroom who's door goes out to nowhere.. I bet he installed that himself and then realized that it went to no where.

AND THEN NINO'S GIANT FUCKING CONFERENCE ROOM. You know he built that without even telling the other members. Fucking bitch what is he gonna use a conference room that big for? maybe thinking up new ideas for Ni no Arashi? he just wanted the biggest room of the house so that he could say he has the biggest room of the house.

ALSO the household is owned by Nino. You know he went early to sign the deed so he could say HE owns the house.

Oh lordy. I've gone off the deep end.

Anyone who has no idea what I'm talking about, please disregard this post and pretend you never saw it I'm not this obsessed crazy I swear.

I also did a DBSK one but it wasn't nearly as amusing as this one

Also, TWITTER IS BROKEN OH NOESSSSSSS

Comments

[voleur.livejournal.com]

OMFG BEST FLOOR PLAN EVER HAHAHAAHAHA
dud ei SRSLY thought the SAME THING about nino having that huge ass conference room: "HE WOULD FIND A MEANS TO HAVE THE BIGGEST ROOM...PROBABLY TO PLAN OUT PRANKS."

and wtf...tentacle lab...only JUN.
AND I LOVE HOW YOU SUGGESTED THAT PERHAPS AIBA MADE THAT DOOR BEFORE REALIZING IT WOULD LEAD TO NOWHERE HAHA. <3 sho+ohno are prob the most normal/boring ones irl so their rooms do indeed fit...XD

[eggchan.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA IKRIKRRRR I DIED D:

AND I'M TRYING TO IM YOU RIGHT NOW BUT TRILLIAN IS FREEZING UP LIKE A BITCH UGH *slap*

I'll fix it >_

[voleur.livejournal.com]

LOL NO WONDER...
i was like "she left..."

[yay-box.livejournal.com]

"Nino and Ohno's bedroom" HOW DOES IT KNOOOW???
I actually laughed out loud at that. WELL DONE, WEBSITE! 8D *thumbs up*

The whole plan is fantastic, oh god LMAO.

[eggchan.livejournal.com]

XDD ikrrr omg i don't understand how these things happen haha ♥

[melonpunch.livejournal.com]

THIS POST MADE ME LOL.

I don't think I would ever set foot in Jun's Tentacle Lab... EVAR.

@________@

[eggchan.livejournal.com]

LMAO who WOULD set foot in Jun's tentacle lab roflll

[quinnsan.livejournal.com]

....those extra shapes on there are doors? LOL wtf I fail. I didn't know those were doors, that makes sense though...xD

Don't worry though, I looked over my KAT-TUN, SuJu, and Suju/NEWS-Eito/KAT-TUN floor plans and they all have some doors that seem to go nowhere as well. xD

...yes I've done 3 and the last one was just for fun trying to put the sane diva's/bitches of the groups into one place, though I totally did it wrong, I'm only got Heechul right. xD

[eggchan.livejournal.com]

Lmao yes they're doors, dear XD

[quinnsan.livejournal.com]

*fails*

[love-kat-tun.livejournal.com]

haha]
why does nino get a room that is bigger than 2 members' room put together ?!
haha
somehow I can imagine nino say "no , this is mine and only those that allows me to toch their butts can enter"
okay , I'm crazy
haha

[eggchan.livejournal.com]

lmao your comment made me lol XDD because I can also see Nino saying that >_>

[love-kat-tun.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA
who do you think will be let in first ?
I vote Oh-chan !!

[amnosxmatsujun.livejournal.com]

omfgggggg that floor plan. GENIUS. Just like the homeowner himself. I bet he plots to take over the world in that conference room. And lmaoooo @ Aiba's exit to nowhere. xD

[eggchan.livejournal.com]

haha yes many many plots to take over the world are held in that conference room XD perhaps Aiba steals it every so often so he can plot about taking over the world with smiles and unicorns ♥

[apple1881.livejournal.com]

hilarious! it must be psychic or something. leave it to nino to hog the biggest room so he can go tell ohno they have to stay together. XDD

[eggchan.livejournal.com]

I think it is psychic, I swear XDD things like this always happen to me haha.. and yeah, with a conference room that big, he technically could make it his bedroom too, but noooo he has to sleep with Ohno ♥

[daone-shh.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA. i just came home from work.. and i simply love this! i wish lj had a 'like' button to click on right now! =D

[eggchan.livejournal.com]

lmao I'm glad you are amused XDD this really made me laugh.. hard~

[whifling.livejournal.com]

Aiba's door only goes to no where for everyone else. But for him it leads to Aibaland *sparkle sparkle*

[eggchan.livejournal.com]

*sparkly hand motions* of course it goes to Aibaland~ full of rainbows and sparkles. I think that Aibaland is anywhere Aiba wants it to be though xDD *konk*

[atrandum.livejournal.com]

LMAOOOO. NINO'S SUCH A BRAT I LOVE IT.
He probably needed such a big conference room to show off all his magic tricks 24/7 LOL. And scientist Jun? XDD tentacle fetish, anyone? LOL.

Can we stick in a guest bedroom so i can live in it? XDDDD

[eggchan.livejournal.com]

hehe isn't he?? and the internet KNOWS it~ how else would it have done this XD

I can imagine Jun playing with tentacles for some reason >_> it's not cuz I think he's gay, I swear

[atrandum.livejournal.com]

LOLLL. Jun's just a HO above all things. He's a ho would kiss himself in the mirror and do more LOL.

[coffee-hanjan.livejournal.com]

that... is AMAZING

IT KNOWS D:

I'm kinda speechless right now, it's just too perfect...

[eggchan.livejournal.com]

lmao ISN'T IT?? XDD

[coffee-hanjan.livejournal.com]

Call me crazy, but I was totally inspired to write something a little crack-y.

Is it ok if I use that as a base for it? :D

[eggchan.livejournal.com]

UM YES OF COURSE IT IS OK. I WANT TO READ THIS ALREADY LMAO

[torowa.livejournal.com]

So I just saw this PV and I immediately thought of this post. LOLS FOREVAR.

[eggchan.livejournal.com]

LOL I just saw it too, but I didn't think of that.. but that makes me REALLY HAPPY XDDDD

ahjkglah;gd

[torowa.livejournal.com]

8DDDD