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eggchan ([personal profile] eggchan) wrote2009-09-19 02:47 pm

Non-no Oct 2009: Translation

So, I downloaded this last night and the photoshoot was not only awesome, but they had an awesome 20 question interview with the members.. including the infamous "What would you do if you turned into a woman for a day?" question. And Nino is a pervert (shocker).



Non-no – Oct 2009

misc Please don't take this out of my journal without my permission.
misc Color coded, because rainbows are awesome happy
misc My comments are in italics
misc Enjoy!

Q1: Your first date with a girlfriend. 1) what kind of outfit do you wear 2) what kind of outfit do you want her to wear?

M: I don’t have a preference. I’ve also been looking kind of weak recently, so we can both have an unforced appearance.
O: Either is fine. I would wear a T-shirt, I would prefer her to wear pants instead of a skirt.
S: I would wear my usual. I would be happy if she took into account her hair or nails more than what she’s wearing.
A: Anything is fine in casual wear. If it fits the TPO (time, place, and occasion), it’s okay.
N: I would wear clothes I can do things in depending on the location. If she can put off a feeling that she tried hard, that’s enough.

Q2: What is something you want to be told by a girl, and a killer expression you want to tell a girl?

M: Anything to bring the gap between us closer. For example, saying something like “I didn’t expect you to ____”.
O: I want her to say “I’m glad you fish a lot”. I want to say “You’re already falling!” (laughs)
S: I want her to say “When are you gonna sleep?”. And I would say something like, “When I’m with you, time flies”.
A: I want her to say, “Woooooow!” (you would, Aiba happy). I think that’s an all-purpose one (laughs). I would say, “Is it okay to go along?”
N: I would be happy if she said, “You’re great”. The second one is private. When it comes to the real thing, I won’t be able to say it. (laughs)

Q3: Your ideal proposal is?

M: After I blow her away with a surprise, say it straightforwardly!
O: “Please marry me!”. You don’t really need anything other than that (laughs) (haha this sounds so much like him)
S: Pass her the marriage registration and say, “Please autograph/sign this!”
A: I would try asking with natural feelings, “Wanna try getting married?”
N: Enthusiastically without hesitation. As for what I would say, it’s sealed until that day (grin)

Q4: Tell us plans for a memorable date!

M: A day trip at the amusement park. We’d start from where I go to pick her up!
O: Hand make a goody or accessory, and then give it to her as a present! ♪
S: At a restaurant, reserve a surprise desert!
A: Charter a helicopter! Although it’d be borrowed from a friend (laughs).
N: Go to the spot where we met etc, and cruise around our “Memorial Spot”!

Q5: Your love weaknesses are?

M: I tend to give priority to really close friends.
O: Probably that I do everything at my own pace.
S: I don’t have a particular “weakness”, I’m just bad at it (wry smile)
A: My tension goes up too much, so I get really tired……
N: I’m sorry, but… nada! (grin) (Nino you devil haha)

Q6: Where do you catch yourself accidentally looking at women’s bodies?

M: Probably the butt (laughs). It’s good if it’s got a tight look! (omg pervert..)
O: Everything (laughs). If she’s got a natural air about her, that’s great.
S: The upper arm. It’s got a different look and feel to a man’s.
A: The waist. In the summer if I see girls wearing swimsuits, I accidentally look (laugh). (accidentally… suuure you do, Aiba)
N: Pretty hands. The nails don’t have to be done up or anything.

Q7: Your ideal 1) wedding ceremony 2) honeymoon is?

M: Have the ceremony in Hawaii, and then stay there for the honeymoon. I wonder if the members would sing a medley for me (laughs). (omg that would be so cute sad)
O: I think it would be best if we talked together and decided. When our opinion would differ, I would give in.
S: I would want the ceremony, then the after-party, then the after-after-party full course. As for the honeymoon, wouldn’t it be good to go somewhere that memories of the both of us?
A: I long for a ceremony with just the two of us, or a party with a huge crowd! For the honeymoon, relaxing in the southern country would be ideal.
N: I would adapt 100% to her! If she tells me her wishes, I would think about it, and make it come true!

Q8: A favor from your girlfriend. Which is ok?
A – Matching styles (pair look) B – Say you love me C – Ride the Merry Go Round

M: A is kinda embarrassing (laugh). I’ll do my best with the other 2!
O: If I’m asked those three, I’ll do them. There’s a little resistance to A though.
S: A is a delicate situation, B seems like I would say it in a monotonous voice (laugh). C is OK!
A: All three are okay! I think I’d have fun while doing it (laugh) ♪
N: No problem whatsoever. If it’s my girlfriend’s request, let’s do it!

Q9: What kind of mail (text message) from your girlfriend would make you happy?

M: A girl who usually doesn’t watch TV, then sends her feelings about the show would surprise me.
O: As soon as I get done with a live broadcast, if she sent me a message that said, “I saw you”, I would be like, “Yes!” (laugh).
S: Something like, “Don’t catch a cold”, I’m weak to words that are concerned about my health.
A: If she put in things like a smiley face, hearts, or emoticons, I would be happy. (Oh Aiba happy)
N: A really high tension mail. Cuz’, you only really receive mail like that from women, right?

Q10: What is the difference between “lust” and “love” in one word!

M: “Lust” is the state of your heart. “Love” is probably something that can’t be put into form.
O: “Lust” has kind of a cute feeling. “Love” is a much deeper thing.
S: Whether or not you can acknowledge your partner’s weak points or not.
A: Ehh… I don’t know! I want to be able to tell you.. (frustrated)!
N: The character (kanji) is different! (instant reply) (Nino, you stinker) …. After that is the difference between if it’s one person or two. (I think what he means is if it’s mutual feelings, but I couldn’t really translate this better)

Q11: If asked about a memory of a region/area?

M: The food is all impressive. In the future, I’d like to try to go to all the famous sight seeing places.
O: Fishing at Nagasaki’s Tsushima. The locals were so kind~.
S: An open music event in Kochi. The reggae felt great.
A: All the scenery. If it’s food, Kumamoto’s horse meat and Fukuoka’s mentaiko. (a kind of fish egg)
N: It’s overseas, but I can’t forget Korea’s yakiniku (grillied meat) and Taiwan’s shouroppo! (they never shut up about that, do they happy)

Q12:
If you became a girl for one day, what do you want to do?

M: First of all, I would wear a bikini, and then stand in front of my mirror!
O: Love! I’ve wondered what it’s like to fall in love with a guy (laugh). (You already know, Ohno happy)
S: I’d like to wear a kimono. It’s reeeally hard to wear one, right?
A: I’d do things that a man can’t do. Like experience the pain of childbirth.
N: Well, I’d probably touch/feel my chest (laugh). Everyone would definitely do that, right~!?

Q13: Tell us about a dream you frequently have or a dream you had recently!

M: I’ve had this dream countless times… I get attacked by a bug and my body gets a hole that opens.
O: In my dream, I was attacked by a tsunami. But I was saved, so it was a happy ending. (Were you saved by Nino? happy)
S: I often have dreams where I’m in a whirlpool, continually spinning. It’s really scary~!
A: I have dreams about having fun just before a concert. (I want to have dreams like that sad)
N: I seem to have a lot of nightmares. But, I can freely change them.

Q14: What’s something you got recently that made you happy?

M: A panama hat (Link because I had no idea what it was until I looked it up, so I thought others would be confused too lol)! I wanted to enjoy a summer feel.
O: It’s pretty old fashioned, but my fishing poles.
S: A black (electric) fan. Even in mid-summer it was comfy~♪
A: A peach (laughs). I ate the whole thing magnificently.
N: A game I received for my birthday!

Q15: In your home, where is your favorite place?

M: Desk. It’s my home base for when I’m thinking.
O: On top of the bed. It’s fun to sit and watch fishing shows.
S: It’s gotta be the living room. It’s where I can spend time with my family.
A: The dining table. When I sit down I can simmer down.
N: In front of the TV (you would, Nino lol). It’s a place where I can have fun playing games and listening to music.

Q16: If you won 1 million yen in the lottery, what would you do with it?

M: I would only need about half of it to spend on myself. But I do want a big property/land!
O: I don’t really use money. I’d give it to my parents and entrust it with them (laugh).
S: I’d go to a place with lots of trees and the ocean nearby, and have a huge BBQ with lots of people in a cabin.
A: I’d charter a theme park, and go all out with my friends!
N: Put the whole thing in savings. I really like the job called “savings” ♪

Q17: What household appliance would you compare yourself to?

M: Vacuum cleaner! Because I can take anything. Suuuuuck suuuuuck~ (laugh)
O: Hmmmm… Is there a ponderous, peaceful appliance (in thought) !?
S: (Going with Matsumoto-kun’s answer) Hotplate. Grill grill~ (laugh).
A: A computer. If you search for something, I can give an answer… I’d like to be able to do (laugh).
N: Probably the newest model of TV. (boasting) Cuz’ you can clearly see me, right?

Q18: “Just this is bad!”, something you are weak with, or something you are scared of?

M: Hearing the buzz of an insect in your ear. Cuz it’s gross.
O: Sharks, bears, lions. It seems like they can gobble me up.
S: Year after year, high places have gotten bad…..
A: Probably lizards. Even though when I was a kid, I didn’t have a problem with them at all!
N: Bees. Because if they sting me it’ll hurt. If I see one, I run away! (Me too, Nino, me too sad)

Q19: If you had a one month vacation, what would you do?

M: I’d prepare for 5 days, then do a vacation in Europe for 20 days, and then 5 days rehabilitating (laugh).
O: I guess I’d either go to the south, or shut myself into my house. Lazing around is the best ♪
S: Do a real safari in Africa, then in South America I want to enjoy some reggae!
A: I’d like to try out a bunch of new jobs! And make some yakisoba (grilled soba) at a sea house.
N: I think while I say, “I wanna woooork~”, I’d drag around the house.

Q20: Who do you respect?

M: Friends. Even though our genre is different, they give me motivation.
O: Someone who digs deep into their beliefs, I could respect anyone like that.
S: Someone who even though they’ve become an adult, they won’t forget their dream. If I met that person, I would be moved.
A: That is of course, ARASHI! All 4 members! (Aiba awww love)
N: Regardless of age or gender, everyone I have ever met!

Hope you guys enjoyed! happy happy love

Translations: [livejournal.com profile] eggchan
Scan credit to: [livejournal.com profile] jesychan

[identity profile] giddytron.livejournal.com 2009-09-19 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
I usually am resigned to the fact that I'll never ever meet Arashi, let alone do anything else with them, but that was torture to read, knowing do some of the stuff they mentioned. LOL.

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[identity profile] brandybelle.livejournal.com 2009-09-19 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
haha i LOVED this question

Q12: If you became a girl for one day, what do you want to do?

M: First of all, I would wear a bikini, and then stand in front of my mirror!
O: Love! I’ve wondered what it’s like to fall in love with a guy (laugh). (You already know, Ohno happy)
S: I’d like to wear a kimono. It’s reeeally hard to wear one, right?
A: I’d do things that a man can’t do. Like experience the pain of childbirth.
N: Well, I’d probably touch/feel my chest (laugh). Everyone would definitely do that, right~!?


tsk tsk tsk jun and nino!! naughty boys. i love how their questions now are becoming focused on love and girls :DD

thank u for the translations! i seriously enjoyed reading them. my cheeks hurt :)

[identity profile] andylele.livejournal.com 2009-09-19 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
I lol'd so hard at Aiba's answer!!

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[identity profile] mystical-mayhem.livejournal.com 2009-09-19 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
This was the last magazine I got while I was in Japan. Thanks for the translation, I was wondering what they were saying and now I know~! ^________________^!!

Ugh, Aiba, stop being so fricken' adorable....

And Nino's answers are so......Nino XD

[identity profile] eggchan.livejournal.com 2009-09-19 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Nino's answers are COMPLETELY Nino Image I'm glad I was able to translate this one! As soon as I saw it I was so excited to translate it because it looked really interesting and funny! Image

[identity profile] omiyukio.livejournal.com 2009-09-19 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
This was so much fun to read!!
Thanks for the hard work!! ^_^
I don't have the patience to translate T_T Hehe.
I'm glad you did this ^_^ b

Aiba's answer in the end was SOOOO DARNNNN CUUTEE!!

Btw, where did you get all those cute emoticons? They're so adorable.
I'd like to use those on my LJ too ^_^

[identity profile] eggchan.livejournal.com 2009-09-19 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
hmmm... the emoticons? I think I yoinked them from mixi, and then edited them so that they would work with LJ Image I made a few myself as well

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[identity profile] whoompah.livejournal.com 2009-09-19 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
ROFLMAO NINO'S ANSWERS MADE ME LOL SO MUCH XDDDD I really love these! thanks so much Eggy <3

[identity profile] eggchan.livejournal.com 2009-09-19 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
ahahah you're welcome whoompah darl'~ Image

[identity profile] oh-chappy.livejournal.com 2009-09-19 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks for translating ^^

[identity profile] eggchan.livejournal.com 2009-09-19 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
welcome~ glad you enjoyed! Image

[identity profile] andylele.livejournal.com 2009-09-19 09:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you sooo much for this!

[identity profile] eggchan.livejournal.com 2009-09-19 10:40 pm (UTC)(link)
you're welcome!

also not to be a weird stalker or anything, but I clicked on your icons to see if I could get a closer look at the one you used (it's adorable Image) and I absolutely love this icon (http://l-userpic.livejournal.com/91205353/20330024) bwahahaha Image

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[identity profile] foryume-dew.livejournal.com 2009-09-19 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
What a cute and funny interview LOL
Thank you for translate and sharing++

[identity profile] minaes.livejournal.com 2009-09-19 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Enjoyed? Let's say LOVED, shall we? :D
Thank you so much for translating and sharing!

[identity profile] eggchan.livejournal.com 2009-09-19 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
b'awww thank you~~ Image I'm so glad you enjoyed Image

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[identity profile] geeperz.livejournal.com 2009-09-19 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
thanks..had fun reading it..<3

[identity profile] mycutykoala.livejournal.com 2009-09-19 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
So sweet... so perverted... so Arashi~
*shakes head*

Thanks for translating and sharing <3

[identity profile] lowlyfruit.livejournal.com 2009-09-19 10:24 pm (UTC)(link)
This was super fun to read. XD
*suck, grill, laze, HIGH TENSTION!!!, draaag* XDD
I was surprised but really when Aiba mentioned his interest with the childbearing pain. XD He said that nearly a year ago in HnA, and he's still interested. XDD Also, Ohno~♥ You wanna fall for a guy. I think it's different when a girl and a guy falls in love. :DD Oh well.
Thank you!

[identity profile] eggchan.livejournal.com 2009-09-19 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
omg the vacuum and hotcake comments made me rofl sooo hard Image lmaoo also yeah that childbearing pain.. what is his fascination with it!!? Image

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[identity profile] heartilly26.livejournal.com 2009-09-19 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
wow some of their answers were really unexpected XD thanks for sharing the translations ^^

[identity profile] dthnhi.livejournal.com 2009-09-19 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Awsome, thank you very much for this!

[identity profile] roirei.livejournal.com 2009-09-19 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
thanks very much for this! by the way, that part where nino talks about changing nightmares freely, does that mean he can control his dream? or i'm misunderstanding? sorry..

[identity profile] eggchan.livejournal.com 2009-09-19 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
from what I understood in the Japanese text, he does mean that he can control his dream, at least to the extent that he can change it from a nightmare to... not a nightmare. Image

[identity profile] themagiczebra.livejournal.com 2009-09-19 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
O: Either is fine. I would wear a T-shirt, I would prefer her to wear pants over a skirt.
- How can you wear pants over a skirt???? :)))))))))))))

O: Love! I’ve wondered what it’s like to fall in love with a guy (laugh).
Nino isn't a guy, apparently. :)))))))))))))))

O: “Lust” has kind of a cute feeling. “Love” is a much deeper thing.
"Lust" isn't cute at all!!! What the hell!!!! xDDDDDDD

N: Well, I’d probably touch/feel my chest (laugh). Everyone would definitely do that, right~!?
No, Nino. NO. :)))))))))))




Thanks so much for translating!!!!! <3 <3 <3

[identity profile] eggchan.livejournal.com 2009-09-19 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
haha ah, I guess the first one was a bad explanation on my part.. what he was trying to say is he would prefer that she wore a pair of pants instead of a skirt lol Image

and as for the "Lust" and "Love" it was a little hard, because they used 恋 (koi) and 愛 (ai), which both roughly mean the same thing, but 恋 has more of a "lover" feeling, and 愛 has more of an "everlasting love" kind of feeling.. well, I did my best Image

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[identity profile] liviaokada.livejournal.com 2009-09-19 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG thank you so much for translating!
I loved this interview! ♥
I laughed so much...

Thank you!!!

[identity profile] eggchan.livejournal.com 2009-09-19 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
you're welcome~ Image I'm glad you liked it! Image

[identity profile] aiba-alechan.livejournal.com 2009-09-19 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
My god, i really like interviews like this
were they not only ask they about dates or girls ^^
we can learn a little bit more about they ^^

Thank you so much!

[identity profile] danni14nino.livejournal.com 2009-09-19 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Aiba's answers were so weird. He wants to experience childbirth if he was a woman? Why?!! I liked his answer about the helicopter though. Of course, Sho is still afraid of heights. Thanks for translating!

[identity profile] mini-mochipyon.livejournal.com 2009-09-19 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
thank you so much for translating~ this is probably my favorite arashi interview in a while... it was very interesting to read :3 all of their responses matched their personalities well lol <3 aiba-chan's answers were adorable! but i was seriously rofl-ing/dying when he said he wanted to experience childbirth lmaoo ._.

[identity profile] poupeedesoie.livejournal.com 2009-09-19 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Dying of laughter at the "vacuum cleaner" answer xD

Thank you very much =D

[identity profile] angel8991.livejournal.com 2009-09-20 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
omigosh this was hilarious XD so many inside jokes! aiba didn't mention masaki.com (since he's a computer), for one. i was surprised at their hentai responses for "if you were a girl" because usually they stick to safe answers right? i would never expect nino to be such a pushover for a girl lol.

thanks for translating :)

[identity profile] donghae-love.livejournal.com 2009-09-20 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
thanks for translating ^^

"S: Year after year, high places have gotten bad….."

aww sho <33

lmao, shouldn't aiba be scared of kangarooos~~

[identity profile] newsisloved.livejournal.com 2009-09-20 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
love it!!! very cute/random questions and answers it puts a smile to my face =)

[identity profile] arashic0804.livejournal.com 2009-09-20 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
neener and his saving! if he ever work in a bank, i bet he can be the biggest saver itself XD

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