For the last two weeks or so, I have had this massive pimple right in the middle of my nose. Like, look at your eyes, and then move towards the center, sort of where your nose meets your forhead? Yeah, right there. Its just now starting to go away. Needless to say, I have felt like a massively sexy beast ever since it showed up.

Sometimes your skin just fucks with you. But you know something? I've found it doesn't really matter. Nobody ever pays attention to that kind of stuff, because everybody knows its only temporary. Yarr